Danny Woodhead hasn't played his football in Nebraska since 2007, when he was busy breaking NCAA records for rushing yards and winning Harlon Hill Trophies for Chadron State College. But that's not stopping the Nebraska legislature from passing a legislative resolution to congratulate the diminutive running back.
↵I should warn you before you click this link that nobody can make football boring like a state legislature.
↵I mean, come on:
↵↵↵NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED BY THE MEMBERS OF THE ONE HUNDRED SECOND LEGISLATURE OF NEBRASKA, FIRST SESSION:
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1. That the Legislature congratulates Danny Woodhead on his
outstanding achievements at all levels of competition in football
If ever there's been a group in need of a good Chris Berman "WHOOP!" it's this bunch.
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