Tom Brady's Justin Bieber-like hair has been a topic of discussion for some time now (pulling back the curtain a bit: more people find this site by searching "tom brady hair" than I care to admit). As his hair has grown longer and, well, more and more ridiculous, a common question has emerged: "Why hasn't he cut it?"
I mean, look at it:
My sister has long speculated that his wife, Gisele Bundchen, was the one to blame. Turns out, she was right.
"Is there anything I can do to make you cut your hair," Hill pressed.
"Ah, you'll have to speak to my wife about that," Brady replied.
While your first impulse may be to make fun of Brady for "being whipped," or for "not wearing pants in the relationship," remember that Gisele is worth an estimated $150 million, and she was once literally named the most beautiful woman in the world. So, yeah, craft your best Brady jokes if you wish, but chances are you can't even hurt his feelings.
(HT: Shutdown Corner; photo via AP/Stephan Savoia)