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MLB Power Rankings, Based On The Coolness Of The Team Names

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27. Red Sox/White Sox (tie): Seriously? What is this about? There had to have been some turn-of-the-century cabal that, if they had their way, would have named every team after footwear. The Pittsburgh Hosiery. The Philadelphia Knee-Highs. Not acceptable in any capacity. When you root for one of these teams, you're rooting for the creepy fetish of a dead man.

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Baseball Nation's Grant Brisbee offers his MLB Power Rankings ... based only on how cool the team name is.