Jason Kirk over at SBNation.com brought these to our attention, and thank goodness he did because, well, they're nothing short of amazing. They're apparently the NHL All-Star Game's player promo photos, and ... I should just stop typing now.
Slow down, Zdeno, you're killin' 'em.
What's with all the stars ... ohhhhhhh, I get it. More after the jump.
OK, but, why are their jerseys glowing?
(Photos by Harry How and Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)